Metalocalypse - Dr. Roxo

Don't drink the kool-aid, don't drink that kool-aid! .......too late....well...this is a frightening result.  Kids, don't drink, this is what you will look like.

Image by Spider.Dog

The lovely, beautiful, attractive person here is dressed as Dr. Roxo from Metalocalypse.  I suppose he did a good job of accurately representing the character, but some characters should not be cosplayed.

Final Fantasy - Cloud(KFC) and Sephiroth(McDonalds) Final Showdown

I...what...what is even going on?  Is that an Oriental Colonel from KFC, and what is probably an Oriental McDonald's clown having a stare down?

Image by swanky

I can see the scene already from a summer blockbuster.  The Kentucky Colonel and the McDonald's clown, once best friends turn against each other.

The production culminates in a final fight scene between the two.  Of course it is all in (insert favored Oriental language here), and it is a winner of multiple Film Festival awards.

Unicorns Are Real

Look!  Unicorns are real!  And they live in Florida, the most logical place for a mythical creature to exist.  Well, now it's no longer a mythical creature because there is photographic proof of its existence!

Just look at that majestic creature.  Its poise, its grace, its missing kidneys...wait, what?

Image by Sam Howzit

No, no missing kidneys, yet...