Iron Man - Tony Stark

Do you know how amazing it would be if you were Tony Stark?  Pretty darn.  Lot's of money, genius level intelligence, dashing good looks and a nifty flying suit.

Image by istolethetv

Granted, this Tony Stark isn't particularly dashing, and he probably does not have boatloads of money, but what he does have is an amazing, subtle cosplay.  I really want to know how he got his chest to glow.

Spawn - Gunslinger 2.0

I said in a previous post that I need to read the comic Spawn.  I still haven't.  Shame on me.  Hopefully this new image of the Gunslinger will remind me.

Image by Gage Skidmore

Really, how could I possibly forget about an outfit this amazing and cool?  I MUST READ SPAWN!

Minecraft - Creepers

I had the chance to play Minecraft a few weeks back.  It was fairly fun, but not exactly my cup of tea.

Why?  Well, I'll make you a list, which I will call my mini Minecraft review.

An entire world that I can explore?  Check, I like that.
I can build really cool stuff?  I like that as well.
The multi-faceted plot that gives me a reason to spend time on a game?  Nope.  Now, while I don't need great plot to play a game, if I want to play it more than once, and *enjoy* it at the same level, it needs a good plot.

Non-the-less, Minecraft is still fun, creative and unique.  And I had lots of fun shooting Creepers.  Creepers such as these excellent cosplayers.

Image by Gage Skidmore

Johnny Depp Characters

When you think about it, Johnny Depp has played a lot of different roles.  And these cosplayers are fantastic at depicting them!  I've had the privilege of meeting them, and they do an excellent job of staying in character.

I can't even mock this, or say anything amusing.  These guys (and gals) are just too good.  Something I can only ever dream of pulling off.

Here we have Sweeney Todd, Mrs. Lovett, Captain Jack Sparrow and the Mad Hatter.  What a group!

Image by Sushisoap Photos

Portal

I just bought myself Portal 2, and I am *loving* it.  I just got to the part where spoiler happens, and more spoilers.


So in honor of the game, have some cosplayers of Portal.  I think my favorite part of this picture is the radio.

Image by Lucius Kwok

Also, Chell is very, very attractive.  Another reason why I like this picture.

Doctor Who - Sister Jatt

The Nun cats in Doctor Who I find frightening and wonderful at the exact same time.  I HAVE VERY COMPLEX EMOTIONS!  Ahem.  Have a great Sister Jatt Cosplay from the episode "New Earth".

Image by Ewen and Donabel

To me, the fact that I have mixed emotions about these characters is a sign of good writing.  It means they are complex, and not shallow, one sided characters like one finds in Twilight THE BEST BOOKS EVER, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME TWILIGHT FANGIRLS AND MIDDLEAGED WOMEN WHO USE IT TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY!

Pokemon - Pikachu

One interesting thing about cosplayers are the women who like to be inappropriate.  Which, as a card holding man, I am legally required to say I fully support.  That being said, have a busty Pikachu cosplayer.

Image by Stilogeno

Again, as a card holding man, I am legally required to say that this woman is a hot cosplayer.  It doesn't matter that she isn't an accurate Pikachu, what matters is she has a ruffly short skirt on and very visible cleavage.

Also, since I have a girlfriend, I am legally required to state that the previous stated legal statements do not necessarily reflect my own personal views.

My Little Pony - Two Bronies

I don't understand the current trend of "Bronies".  Not to be confused with brownies.  Mmmm...brownies.  Excuse me.
*Makes brownies*.
I'm back.  Bronies are typically adult men who are obsessed with My Little Pony, and spend much of their waking time watching the episodes, creating art relating to My Little Pony and even pretending to be a pony.

Why?  Because apparently that is the best use of their time, instead of, oh, I don't know....ANYTHING ELSE!

Have an example.

Image by Stilogeno

No, no, no!  Stop it!  My eyes!  Someone forcibly remove their man cards!

Star Wars - Bounty Hunters

Today is national Star Wars day!  May I be the first to wish "May the fourth be with you."  Er, excuse me...the force.  And if you don't get that joke, go and look at a calender.  Idiot.

And really, you will need the force if facing a pair of these guys.  I just peed my pants by looking at the picture.    I would probably run away screaming like a little girl if I saw them in real life.

Image by Gage Skidmore

Pokemon - Pikachu

Dancing...Pikachu?  Not to be confused with Dancing Bear.  Or, as this one reminds me, a dancing Pedo-Bear.  It's creepy.  So of course I had to share the creepy.
Here, have some creepy.  It's free!

Image by agius

Creepy, now it comes in Pokemon cosplay style!

Bioshock - Little Sister and Splicer

Warning:  I am about to freak out in all caps.

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST CREEPY PICTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN!  WHY ARE LITTLE SISTERS SO CREEPY?

/end freak out.

Image bykndynt2099

Like...little girls should not be....that.  That's just plain creepy.  However, the splicer...if she wasn't apt to kill most everyone, and had a clean dress on I might have to ask her out on a date.

Star Wars - Sith

Star Wars?  Pure evil Sith with lightsabers?  At night?  BAM!  Achievement unlocked: Pure Cool.

Image by Lucius Kwok

Have you ever played with the really fancy, expensive light-sabers?  I have.  Totally worth it.